Man went out to work and the wife at the time invites three lovers and fun. Suddenly the door bell.

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Man went out to work and the wife at the time invites three lovers and fun. Suddenly the door bell. Wife lovers shove the bags and leave the corridor. Kink in man. -What is it? - Asks, pointing to the bags. -Behold, your mother sent the gift of the village. - The responsibility of a wife. Man comes to the first bag. Bac foot in it. -Kriu kriu - hear from the bag-Pig, okay. - Bac to another. -Kukarekū. -Cock good. - Bac to the third. mancebo Silence. Bac bac bac. Silence. Susinervija. Bac bac bac bac bac. From the sounds of the bag:-Potatoes here, potato ... 0 0
"Rode to the King in the war, leaving her daughter to maintain a faithful servant, and ordered to carry out all her wishes, and if not, his head cut off. Night Princess screams servant. That includes, mancebo she lies naked in bed and says that it's cold. The servant finds a blanket blankets it out. The next night the princess again convened servant, the difference is that the blankets are available. The servant tear curtains, blankets princess comes out. On the third night the same thing again. Servant must sacrifice their clothes. Somehow suspiciously quickly returned the king, and said to the servant, and her daughter, and it's alright. Servant: 'fulfillment of all her wishes.' The Princess mancebo 'did not fulfill any of my desire!' King: 'what the heck, gonna, in the morning shalt have no head.' Servant frayed going to the local wise men, says the matter mancebo and asks for advice. Iįminčius shows a pile of hay and said: 'Go and Eat the hay.' Servant: 'What for?' Wise, 'for it, you're an ass, ass'! "
In short, Wayfarer laughed, not in the morning of the woman išlipt. Man helps her raise the bags, the woman handed it to him a few notes. Man overwhelmed refused, 'Well mancebo what are you, I'll just help you.' Woman: 'You nesupratot: hay here for you.' 0 0
Man returns home in the evening, apsiauna slippers and cuddle in the newspaper, mechanically consume dinner. Wife gets bored a lack of attention to her. It carefully dye drags a new dress, apsikarsto jewelery. But ... Man goes back in time to ancient mysteries, apsiauna slippers and newspaper for the indispensable ingest dinner. Then the man's wife agrees completely mancebo naked. Unfortunately ... angry puts on a gas mask. Even then, a man no one would notice. Angry wife asking me-so fit? Man opened eyes from the newspaper for a long time watching, finally surprised:-You are what išsipešiojai eyebrows? 0 0
Man fell out with his wife. Went drunk. But they went up pardotuvėje saw unit (box with a hole and button), on which was written: mancebo "Woman transformer. -OBA! He bought the device. Comes home, he put his "Anna" in the body of the hole (think nu will feel immediately Kaif) and presses the button. -AAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaa!!!!! - Begins to scream in pain. Extracts "Anna" from the hole at the end of the saga stitched. 0 0
One buddy says to another:-When I come home late at night, it's in the bedroom mancebo įcimpinu backward. -Why? - Asks the other. -If you suddenly prabustų wife, I'd say that ... I go to the toilet. 0 0
Two friends and his wife, also a companion, decided to keep driving courses. You see right It took ... After a while, started a nightmare. Wives do not sleep at night, tormented by nightmares. Men meet and guodžiasi - would not believe my wife at night when sugulam, mancebo takes a hand p * mpalą and the first track, the second track, third, fourth ...-That you are still nothing. mancebo And mine take and, "I ask 20 liters of petrol." 0 0
The two friends met at the bar and sips of beer. One of the talks - last week I was fishing all day pramirkau water and nothing else. Do you believe? mancebo - I believe. - On the way home I saw a frog and he put it in a backpack. Do you believe? - I believe. - I returned home, I laid in bed a frog, and she tells how such beauty has turned into. Do you believe? - I believe. - Nu va, and the wife does not believe! 0 0
The young of the first wedding night converses with his father:-Parents, mancebo you are a person experienced so many years of living with my mother, tell me what is the honeymoon? -My son, imagine a barrel full of manure, and on the top layer of honey ... The Honey - is the honeymoon. And the cab you from the barrel with a spoon: first dined off the honey, and then a lifetime of manure slurp ...-Oh, mancebo the parents, you know, I probably will be at the end of the barrel opening the ... 0 0
Suddenly, a man returns home. And his wife lover. K