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Girl goes home late at night. Suddenly, the man jumps, drags it around the corner and tells him: Instantly carefully remove the shorts and stand your puppy! Ner what to do, the girl removes shorts, stands puppy. The man under way and all out kicking storage baskets a girl in the ass. The girl turns around surprised. He: "What? You thought that an abuser? Non-e, i-hooligan! 0 0
Baliukas with a geek - a programmer. storage baskets Owner over his drinking rates begin to cling to all the girls. His wife pulls out a frying pan and hits him over the head. Developer loses consciousness ... One of the girls:-Lina, well why you did it right? -Nothing ... reboot - settle down. 0 0
Petya go with dad, watching - Two puppies have sex. Petya - Daddy, Daddy, what do those puppies doing? Parent: - Ai Petriuk, you are still small and do not understand. Petya, and not a substitute for a few more times in the same inquires. - Okay, Dad says, you know, the puppy which the bottom is relaxed, and the one who is tense at the top, of course? - All clear, "says Petya. - What is clear to you, ask daddy? - There is a very relaxed, which is set to *** a dog, said Petya. 0 1
Post a situation comes a man with a mistress. Suddenly the door bell. - Man! - Exclaims a woman - jump out the window. Well that pops up, it's cold outside freezing rain, watching a group of runners running, well, he must adhere. - And you're always running around naked? - Asking for one. - It is always the case. - And with a condom? - Only when it rains ... 0 0
Mom cooked porridge and called family with eating. It's a husband and two children. And as to the former mother really had a wish to "love." Mama bag porridge spoon flashes storage baskets his father and said: - I'm hardly what you feel bad, do not eat porridge, I will go lie down. And walked away. Father suddenly shaken storage baskets porridge and ran wake mother. Porridge for the children did not like at all. Senior storage baskets child went to see what his father does. When the child saw what was going on in the bedroom, Foot Came into the kitchen and started to cross the porridge. Junior asks: - Look what you eat the porridge after all she will not like? - Do not like do not like it and Go behold what a father does with those who do not eat porridge! 0 0
Man comes into the bar, and immediately find a triple whiskey. Drank ... one more book. Drank ... the third triple ... a drink ... bartender asks:-What happened? Man:-I come back home, and my wife with my best friend fucks ... Bartender: Take-triple for nothing, the bobos some nasty ... And what you have done with his regular? Man:-wife threw out of the house. Bartender:-Right, and the best friend you've done? -I gave him a look straight in the eye and say, bad dog, bad dog ... 0 0
In the evening, the park out of the bushes screaming women, "Do not" Save! "Calls the police. They brought the cops in the bushes, grabs a guy and check the documents, gives him the respect and says canceled: - And you, Miss, is there a will to indulge! 0 0
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As long as a man is not at home, one woman birth to her lover. They devynmetis son comes home unexpectedly, both užtinka and scared hiding closet. Then coming back and the woman's husband. She pushes panikuodama lover in the closet, it fails to understand that her son was also there. Interview cabinet Boy: - It is dark here. Man: - Yeah, it's dark. Boy: - I have a soccer ball. Man: - It's okay. Boy: - Want to buy? Man: - No, thank you. Boy: - My dad's house. Man: - Okay, how many do you want? Boy: - $ 250
After a few weeks, the situation repeats itself, and the man with the boy once again find themselves storage baskets in a closet. Boy: - It is dark here. Man: - Yeah, it's dark. Boy: - I have football boots. Man, remembering the last time, immediately asks: - How much? Boy: - $ 750 Man: - Buy.
A few days later the boy's father said to his son: - Grab your soccer ball and shoes on the field lėksim paspardyt. The boy replies - I can not, I sold them. Father storage baskets in shock: - What? Why? For how much you sold them? Boy: - $ 1,000 Sire: & #