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Man comes to the doctor and says: - Doctor, I šiknoj something wrong .. - And what is there to be good? *** Wife says husband-Go to the store. A man getting ready to go, the wife says again: Nu-have on the field is going and debris bring forth, the more the dog pavedžiok. Man says he could not stand:-It's in the ass Put your broom, walking stairs nuošluosiu ... Two drunks *** Resolved to quit drinking and one of them said-Ok now Let's do it this way I have the last bottle to hide behind, and if neatspėsi a bottle in hand I got it and if you guess the dash with a cup. -OK. Took a drunkard washing lines in his right hand a bottle should be placed in the back and say-Nu may have to guess! -I take a left! Wait-Wait Do not rush anything and you Think hard .. *** The teacher shows students the male body painting. washing lines - Who knows what this is? - This is - penis - Christopher Robin says. - Right. Every man has one such body. - You made a mistake - says Petya - my dad has two such bodies. Teacher: - But it is biologically neiįmanoma! - It is possible. The most I have seen. In one - small - it wets, and with another - great - my mom cleans teeth. *** Comes with girl lover hears the girl that comes back a man. A lover volunteers to climb into the closet. The girl does not agree: - No, my husband a jacket hanging washing lines there, better get in laikrodį.Vyriškis board the clock and tiksi.Grįžta husband and hear only-only. - Oh, dear, the time fixed it? How is it managed? - Well, you see pull on the cords and susitaisė. Man goes to the bathroom at night and hear. - Krrrrrrr ... only only only - Think again broke, pull the cord. - Oh bl ** only, only, only ...! *** - Honey, today I am going to night fishing. - I know. One pike three times already called. Meets ** two old friends, and Algis Jonas.Algis asks: "Well, John, it's like Peter live? Petrelio-gone already, gone ... Nuskedo, Perisher ... -How? -He got ready to swim, undressed, climbed up on the bridge, and there hung the inscription was: "It is strictly forbidden to fly!'' He jumped into the water and not wash. Trolleybus ** sits two girls aged 15-16 years, and chattering, boarded guy and say - Oh, what simpātisks washing lines girls! Those ashamed - It has and likable ... Guy - OK, OK already - joking ... Goes *** hedgehog soundtrack and watching the wolf falls into a very deep hole. Hedgehog - the wolf so you need to sit up here. Another Day ... Hedgehog washing lines - the wolf Sit Sit here ... Yet another day goes hedgehog and falls into the pit and the Wolf says: - What are you doing here? Hedgehog - burried in tow, came to apologize.
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