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A man comin 'home. Wife hides the closet lover. Man undressed and opens the closet to hang clothes. Watching - cabinet stand naked man, clinging to the bulkhead. - What are you doing here? - Asks the surprised man. - Bus service. - Well, you and you answered. - Well, you and ask ...
Bending drunken man home, picks at the door ... Wife - Peter, are you here? -??? - Peter? -??? In the morning, after opening the door to Peter, asleep on the mat ... - After listening raf camora to what you did not answer, they quarrel-wife ... Husband: - I told you shake their head ...
Sitting by the river monkey with a string and throw it into the river .. IMET - pulls, throws - pulls .. Well past the crocodile swims, watching what she does here - does not understand .. Yes swimming a couple of times through the country asking monkeys:-Listen, monkey, what are you doing here? -Give 5litus tell you. Well Crocodile think not sorry to Pitak gives the monkey, and that and say: Va-you see, I have a piece of thread .. Thrown into the river - I pull out, and cast - Extract .. Nu-monkey seems to me you're here to push some kind of shit .. -Shit is not shit, but during the 60 LTL pick.
Three blondes found Aladdin's lamp. Well, as always, he says - to fulfill three of your wishes! All thinking is thinking, and one says: - We are across the river should move after all. Second: - Exactly. Third screaming - I am the first, I'm first! Nu and say - I want to learn to swim. Learned to swim and crossed the river. The second says: - I want a boat. Floated across the river with a boat. And thirdly - I want to become a brunette. And it passed the bridge.
- Oh what's this toothsome woke up? What is this I open my akytes? What is this all night shouted the tumble, not given them to sleep? .. - People, raf camora come to mock. Just Bring tablets from head sakusmo and mineral water!
The reception was a psychologist. raf camora - Doctor, to me, a serious problem. Everything I bedaryčiau - my wife is doing better: earn more money quickly blanch the ceiling, parquet lakuoja raf camora better quality, well produced, a wonderful hostess, caring mother! Well, nothing can be better for it! - Yes, it is a problem. Need to find a job that you can "perspjauti" his wife, in other depression raf camora neišvengsit! The meeting was held for 2 hours. Eventually raf camora found out. Man running happy home - Wife! Hey, the wife? Come on, measurable, is higher up on the wall apmyš! Coming out into the yard. Wife užsivertė skirt, lifted his leg and turn on the wall SNAI. Measured the - meter. A man with a proud smile atsiseginėja pants! Wife: - Only you know what, do honestly. How do I - no hands!
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A man comin 'home. Wife hides the closet lover. Man undressed and opens the closet to hang clothes. Watching - cabinet stand naked man, clinging to the bulkhead. - What are you doing here? - Asks the surprised man. - Bus service. - Well, you and you answered. - Well, you and ask ...
Bending drunken man home, picks at the door ... Wife - Peter, are you here? -??? - Peter? -??? In the morning, after opening the door to Peter, asleep on the mat ... - After listening raf camora to what you did not answer, they quarrel-wife ... Husband: - I told you shake their head ...
Sitting by the river monkey with a string and throw it into the river .. IMET - pulls, throws - pulls .. Well past the crocodile swims, watching what she does here - does not understand .. Yes swimming a couple of times through the country asking monkeys:-Listen, monkey, what are you doing here? -Give 5litus tell you. Well Crocodile think not sorry to Pitak gives the monkey, and that and say: Va-you see, I have a piece of thread .. Thrown into the river - I pull out, and cast - Extract .. Nu-monkey seems to me you're here to push some kind of shit .. -Shit is not shit, but during the 60 LTL pick.
Three blondes found Aladdin's lamp. Well, as always, he says - to fulfill three of your wishes! All thinking is thinking, and one says: - We are across the river should move after all. Second: - Exactly. Third screaming - I am the first, I'm first! Nu and say - I want to learn to swim. Learned to swim and crossed the river. The second says: - I want a boat. Floated across the river with a boat. And thirdly - I want to become a brunette. And it passed the bridge.
- Oh what's this toothsome woke up? What is this I open my akytes? What is this all night shouted the tumble, not given them to sleep? .. - People, raf camora come to mock. Just Bring tablets from head sakusmo and mineral water!
The reception was a psychologist. raf camora - Doctor, to me, a serious problem. Everything I bedaryčiau - my wife is doing better: earn more money quickly blanch the ceiling, parquet lakuoja raf camora better quality, well produced, a wonderful hostess, caring mother! Well, nothing can be better for it! - Yes, it is a problem. Need to find a job that you can "perspjauti" his wife, in other depression raf camora neišvengsit! The meeting was held for 2 hours. Eventually raf camora found out. Man running happy home - Wife! Hey, the wife? Come on, measurable, is higher up on the wall apmyš! Coming out into the yard. Wife užsivertė skirt, lifted his leg and turn on the wall SNAI. Measured the - meter. A man with a proud smile atsiseginėja pants! Wife: - Only you know what, do honestly. How do I - no hands!
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Jokes Jokes Animals Tube Music Automotive Russian sports TV Female Dogs kids Advertise cat Pishin parody of football joke Winter blondes Food emigration prison Fishing Magic basketball alarm sel uošvienė
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